How to Lie to Your Bathroom Scale

BigDadday

Everday People
1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner ... as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight.

2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.

3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses. In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget the earrings, these things can weigh at least a pound.

4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because they are always five pounds off ... to your advantage.

5. Always go to the bathroom first.


6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter.

7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've weighed in, completely naked, of course.

8. Weigh yourself after a haircut; this is good for at least half a pound of hair (hopefully).

9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale (air has to weigh something, right?).

10. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto the towel rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let off of the rack. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally.
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Inkara1

New Member
I wrestled in high school. we had some funky tricks for trying to make weight. If you stand on your head for a while, you'll weigh in half a pound less.
 

BigDadday

Everday People
Inkara1 said:
I wrestled in high school. we had some funky tricks for trying to make weight. If you stand on your head for a while, you'll weigh in half a pound less.

Sure that was the reason? Had to say it!:beerchug:
 

soniclos

New Member
yeah when i wrestled, to make wieght we would run for 1-2hours in a steam filled hallway. Then dry off with a toweland get on the scale. after that, you get an IV to rehydrate
 

Inkara1

New Member
My high school's gym complex had those thermostats in every room that you couldn't adjust, but would sense the temperature and keep every room in the building at the same temperature. Well, my coach would go to the training room and get a bag of ice, then tape it to the thermostat to make the heater come on to warm it up in there. :D Several times, the mirrored wall (the wrestling room is also the dance class room) got completely fogged up. :D
 

BigDadday

Everday People
I was j/k but it sounds to me that he was a slave driver for you guys altho if you won the state championship he would be considered a hero. Hope you guys are ok after that type of training.BD:whip:
 
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