Hey Q

[Fuser Man]

Since we're the only two in here, wanna go make out in the backroom?

 

[fury]

*punches Fuser Man*

MINE!

 

[Q]

 

[s4]

I'm gonna tell Kirk.

 

[Fuser Man]

Knocks out s4 before he tells Kirk and then smacks Fury and steals Q, and brings her to the backroom.

 

[unclehobart]

... where they run into unclehobart reading a well thumbed copy of D-CUP magazine from 1987.

 

[fury]

*spear tackles straight through the door and knocks down Fuser Man hard, leaving him unconscious*

*extends a welcoming arm to Q*

 

[Q]

kirk wants to know if Mrs. Fuser is busy.

 

[fury]

Oh please please please let her not be busy, then I get to have Q all by meself

 

[Fuser Man]

wakes up scratching head, see's Fury walking a way with Q.
Runs over to him(and steals Unc's nudie mag on the way) and goes Jackie Chan on his ass. The BOY is down for the count.
Q walks away with the MAN.

 

[fury]

Karate? Pfft. *blows a raspberry*

*jumps 10 feet in the air and lands on Fuser Man, crushing him*

 

[Fuser Man]

Okay, I lose. You can have Q, but I'm stealing Spirit.

 

[fury]

'fraid not. Flurff has her.

 

[Fuser Man]

Then he better get in here 'cause I'm about to crack open a can whoop ass.

 

[unclehobart]

* Cuts a rude glance towards Fuser for stealing the well thumbed juggy mag*

* reaches into back pocket and pulls out a Singapore Penthouse *

'I read it for the thought provoking articles,' he lied.

 

[Q]

*skips around flipping hair and pirouetting* tralalalala

 

[flurff]

Hey, I'm a lover not a fighter.

I'll let spirit choose who she wishes to receive her loving from

 

[Fuser Man]

Sit's down and reads stolen nudie mag while waiting for Spirit.

 

[unclehobart]

* points out to Fuser the hottie on page 48 doing something that should be physically impossible *

 

[Fuser Man]

DAMN! how she do that?