Hey Gonzo...I got a winning lottery ticket

[flavio]

Well I hit 3 out of 5 numbers anyway. The jackpot was up to 136 million so I bought a ticket. Looks like i won something . Probably only 10 bucks or something but I'll have to see how many other people hit.

I also put 2 bucks in a slot machine up in Lake Tahoe 2 weeks ago and won $20.

The tax on the stupid thing isn't holding up for me

 

[Q]

Gonz went up to New England....said something about kicking some Patriot butt. He'll be back tomorrow.

 

[s4]

Gonz knows the truth is out there somewhere, and he's gonna find it.

congrats flavio!

 

[flavio]

It's official! I won $9.00.


HA!

 

[Gonzo]

Not a tax on stupidity, 'eh? How much have you spent on lottery tickets since their inception? And of that, how much have you won? Now, figure it out...

 

[flavio]

But I won NINE DOLLARS!

I'm going to the horse track.

 

[Gonzo]

But I won NINE DOLLARS!

Then you're buying the beer-wait $9. doesn't even buy a case anymore, unless it's OldMilwaukee, and I ain't drinking that piss/swill