gettin' a ride

Fuser Man

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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing
what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl
stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm
actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her,
and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the
driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked
the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a
taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
 
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