Gather 'round, oh ye gentlemen of XI..

[Spirit]

With Christmas coming, and in keeping with flurf (I love that name)... the time has come...

Bid on a night with Spirit.

Your bid must not contain any pictures that will make me hurl.

You must.... ummm...

aw hell....... let's have fun with this...

Ready...

Set...

GO!!!!

(Best bid receives something....hehe...I'll not tell til the bidder wins)

 

[flavio]

My own personal Doozer

 

[unclehobart]

I'm potty trained, take out the rubbish without being told to do so, I don't use the 'C' word, don't hog the covers, have a reasonably deep credit card and quiet neighbors.

 

[75renegade]

Hey Spirit.....

Strap on yer hikin' boots Darlin', we're goin' off road.......an' yes we're gittin' dirty! Are ya too "sophisticated" to get out an' lock my hubs?

 

[flurff]

One night with me

 

[Spirit]

flavio!! That's cute...but scary... you plan on burying me???

Unc... and they called it..... puppy loooOOooooove.... what a cute picture! I said "Aaaaawe!!" When I saw it

75.... I can change oil, a tire... a hub... and your life. Good? Dirts good!

flurf... baby... I already bought you... you wanna buy me now?


Now why the hell ain't no one else bid? *huuuuack ptoie*... sheesh... too much wimmin heeyah fer ya's?

 

[flavio]

Ok, I'm raising the stakes....

That's right, a Chuck Wagon lunchbox.

*crowd gasps*

 

[PostCode]

I'd participate in this but I don't think my wife would appreciate that...besides, I don't want to sleep on the couch for the next month.

 

[flurff]

Nobody has bought me yet.

It's not December 13th yet, so the bid is still open

Besides, you haven't read the fine print.

By the way, did I mention the night you'd be spending with me would be entirely at my expense, and would contain whatever you like?

So come on over here now, before I have to make you come. Hell, I'll do that even if you do come on over here

 

[trinity1]

When I think of you, Spirit, many songs come to mind.
Like this one...xxoo

**********************************
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces
Traces of romance in our heads


Heaven's holding a half moon
Shining just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
Kick up a little dust

Oh, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on 'til the evening ends
'Til the evening ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your belly dancer, [romancer]
And you can be my sheik

I know your daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all
With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call

But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, oh no
When I take you for a ride

Oh, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on 'til the evening ends
'Til the evening ends

Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces
Traces of romance in our heads

************************************

 

[unclehobart]

Johnny... is that you on the top or bottom?

 

[trinity1]

Uncle...whatever Spirit commands!

 

[krusty]

lol... One hump or two?

 

[Spirit]

JOHNNY!!!!!!!!...... nice song..... top... 2 humps....



missed ya!!!!!

 

[Outlaw69]

i have an extremely large penis

 

[fury]

Originally posted by Outlaw69
i have an extremely large penis

There are support groups for that kind of thing, ya know?

 

[Spirit]

Originally posted by Outlaw69
i have an extremely large penis

PROOF! I need PROOF!!!