Farting Hooker

Kruz

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A guy is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and runs into a prostitute. Just what he was looking for, so he asks, “How much?”
She says, “Twenty bucks.”
He says, “All right!” They climb down under the boardwalk and they go at it. While they’re having sex the hooker blasts two incredible farts.
When they get done, he hands her $25. The prostitute asks, “Why the extra five?”
“That’s for blowing the sand off my balls!”

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