Evil Plan Generator
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Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must smash that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must smash that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.
"needlessly big". That's funny. 
systembuilder
Folding@home
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
habaneroman
New Member
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate Superman. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate Superman. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.