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  1. unclehobart

    Super Mario?

    Prof, It was on this site.... a 2 week old post by Huge. All I did was find it and copy the link. Twas no biggie.
  2. unclehobart

    Super Mario?

    http://w1.871.telia.com/~u87119813/mario.swf
  3. unclehobart

    Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

    Her breasts are like 80% of her surface area. Shes in every scene of the movie. Therefore, shes half of any given shot. 80% of 50% is 40%. 40% of the movie is a close up shot of her mamalian protruberances. This movie should be called 'major league knockers', not tomb raider.
  4. unclehobart

    I'm so sick of this city

    Get one of those random danger packages that the super rich do. You get blindfolded and flown to an unknown destination. A helicopter then deposits you way out in the boonies where a ton of gear is waiting. You pack up and try and find your way to civilization. I hear its a real thrill. Good...
  5. unclehobart

    A.I.

    Eyes Wide Shut - 1999 Full Metal Jacket -1987 The Shining - 1980 Barry Lyndon -1975 A Clockwork Orange -1971 2001: A Space Odyssey -1968 Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb - 1964 Lolita -1962 Spartacus -1960 Paths Of Glory -1957 The Killing -1956...
  6. unclehobart

    A.I.

    Don't forget Dr.Strangelove. Lots of his stuff is cinematic gold. Its high quality and a bit disturbing in nature.
  7. unclehobart

    Seriously need help

    If the daughter is 'of age' there is nothing you can do. If she is underaged...then its a legal issue.
  8. unclehobart

    A.I.

    It has slid to 3rd place after only one week. Eep! Spielberg is going to get spanked over this one. I smell flop. Its got too much Kubrick in it... its way over everyones head.
  9. unclehobart

    Ever have Mattenooska Thunder****?

    Matanuska Thunder**** is Alaskan superweed. I hear that its the marijuanna equivalent of heroin.
  10. unclehobart

    I need an aka

    Mouth of Sauron: http://theonering.net/movie/char/mouth.html
  11. unclehobart

    Something to celebrate about

    heh. I had actually stopped drinking for like 3 months. Just started back up. Its no big deal for me since I was never considered to be a hard charger. I just do it... whenever.
  12. unclehobart

    Aaaah!

    Don't worry about it. I'm going to upgrade everything in about a week. I should be cool by then.
  13. unclehobart

    Hamburgers

    What method do you use to cook the lowly hamburger? Temp? Thickness? How do you serve it? I prefer a very thin patty of at least 93% lean ground beef fried quickly in a pan (8 out of 10 on the range top heat settings). I do about 4 min on the first side and 2 on the second side. I stack two of...
  14. unclehobart

    I need an aka

    How about : Mouth of Sauron
  15. unclehobart

    Aaaah!

    IE 4.72 win 98. Will make the jump to 2000 pro asap. [ June 12, 2001: Message edited by unclehobart ]
  16. unclehobart

    Aaaah!

    Every time my pointer crosses the centerline, the menu board pops out 3 inches and blocks me from clicking on anything within 2 inches of it. Its almost like it has a little null field. I have found that the only way around it is to line up the item I wish to click upon along the very bottom of...
  17. unclehobart

    Aaaah!

    I despise it! Its messing with me bad. I can't click on these individual threads with any speed. I have to sneak up on it... I can only get into a thread after like 10 attempts. It blows.
  18. unclehobart

    Punishment

    The way I read it: Since dad kicked a cat, he would have to go a week without pussy.
  19. unclehobart

    What'll it be, Mac?

    Chateau Haut Bages Liberal Bordeaux, Any aged Bourbon, Sam Adams Lager, Pina Colada
  20. unclehobart

    Divine feces! Look at the Genome stats page!

    While we sit here arguing, Hard OCP is climbing like a thatch of demons spewing outta Hades.
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