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Your computer uses a floppy disc? No not a floppy disc, a floppy dick!

Real play hockey. Broken toe, no problem, busted jaw, no problem, we'll still play. A baseball player gets an ingrown toenail and they're on the DL for 15 days. pussies!

the reason I don't have a gun. :mad:

Same thing here. Boss was away this week and it's been slow. She's back next week, which mean back to work and less posting.

I was just at Foxsports.com and they had a poll. Which would you want to see most at a baseball game? 4 home run game Triple play Perfect game Cycle Bench-clearing brawl What shocked me was Bench-clearing brawl came second with 36.6% after Perfect game at 41%. That's...

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid...

love that copy & paste. If you perform a task repeatedly in Microsoft Excel, you can automate the task with a macro. A macro is a series of commands and functions that are stored in a Visual Basic module and can be run whenever you need to perform the task. You record a macro just as you...

One day a wife asks her husband "If I die, will you remarry?" He thinks for abit and answers yes. She asks "Would she live in this house and sleep in my bed?" "Well I don't see why not, there no point in getting a new house or bed" he answers. "Will she use my golf clubs?" asks the wife, to...

A computer with a dick. Gives a new meaning to the word "hard drive".

Well duh! :D

Bite Me :D It is true. 123 posts in the past few day on the 2 Word Assosiation threads.

Then could I order a dozen of those to go please.

Grade 10 (92%) and forgot everything!

Who knows who here? I just found out that Kruz is Nihilistic's dad.

union

going to post some more, going to do just fine, going to keep postin' til I get to 6 9 9. :D Thank you, thank you very much!

post, post, post, all day long, post, post, post while I sing this song.

You crack me up! You have to change your title of Jr. Member to THE LADIES MAN.

Crisps

I was on the board all day, where the hell where you? :D