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I'm cheap? :beerchug:

(+50.273984,-130.252031) and happy at this moment till I have to go back to wo$k. :( BD

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Get well wishes from Ohio as well and hope all is ok. :( BD

I'm into "trying" to drink as much water as possible so when I wake up it's a glass and sitting right next to me is a bottle of spring water. BD :wave:

Yes I do read all of them and if you want will cut them out as I don't like waves and if you don't like it consider it fini? No hard feelings taken at all.:) BD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEX, :kiss:

Transportation In Heaven Oldie but goodie............... Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them, "Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a vehicle with which to get around. The way we determine what type of vehicle you will get is by how faithful...

Moose Hunting Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the...

One-Liners Black holes are where God divides by zero. All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark...

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OHIO I'm from there are you desperate or what? :cry: :cry: :cry:

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: Which post office branch does he work out of? :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

Different words As viewed by Females and Males. THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing ball without a cup...

OUCH!!!! Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix by Peter J. Stephens, M.D., and Mark L. Taff, M.D. from the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology 8(2):179-182, 1987. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This...

In Confession... A drunk staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest clears his throat to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall several times in a final attempt to get the...

The Computer Hillbillies (EngineersSong):rollleys: Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor college kid, barely kept his family fed, But then one day he was talking to a recruiter, Who said, "they pay big bucks if ya work on a computer..." Windows, that is... PC's...

Bear Warning The Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We...

The Atheist and the Shark There is an atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming toward his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head toward him. His boat is a long way off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to...