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  1. Professur

    Cable's fun side

    Up yours. (can't get DSL or cable, bastards)
  2. Professur

    ......

    That would be wierd. How does that work, anyways? You sort of zone out while the wife's talking to you and when you come to, you under the car greasing the axle? Or do you go out to the garage one morning and the tranny's in pieces on the floor?
  3. Professur

    ......

    Do you often unknowingly work on it?
  4. Professur

    USA Today Cover Story 11/26/01

    You guys sure you don't wanna reconsider that "Freedom of expression" thingy?
  5. Professur

    Company Says It Cloned Human Embryo

    I believe Bush is in the process of lighting a fire under their collective asses right about now.
  6. Professur

    ROLL CALL!

    Doesn't matter which one got here first, you can't ban either one. They brought beer and cheese.
  7. Professur

    'Robber' tried to deposit loot at same bank

    Not really. A Darwin candidate has to kill himself off, before breeding.
  8. Professur

    Deputy arrested in nude picture proposal

    I see the price has gone up.
  9. Professur

    oh damn ...

    They caught me that way too.
  10. Professur

    Who is this berk you ask?

    I've driven through there. Nice place. Didn't stop tho.
  11. Professur

    BZZT!

    Go after your UPS maker. Those things usually carry some kinda insurance against overvolt damage. BTW, have you checked to make sure the ups isn't the source of the problem?
  12. Professur

    For sale

    It's not bikini, is it?
  13. Professur

    Company Says It Cloned Human Embryo

    Anyone have a firebomb handy?
  14. Professur

    ......

    You make it sound like soooooo much fun.:D
  15. Professur

    BZZT!

    Upgrade No.1: Buy a freaking UPS already.
  16. Professur

    ......

    Dean, you've got to be kidding me, right. I've spent thousands on tools too. Anti static mats, non-magnetic tools, toner-proof vacumn, spare parts, etc. I've spent thousands on education and certifications. I have to go to work in a suit and tie, and regularly have to deal with machines...
  17. Professur

    Happy Thanksgiving

    I hope like hell you mean snacking.
  18. Professur

    'O wau iho ... kuulani

    More importantly, do you (Kuu) ever wear a coconut bra?
  19. Professur

    Happy Thanksgiving

    How would you notice the difference?
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