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  1. Professur

    Sue sue sue!

    Not weight. Size.
  2. Professur

    Our nuts

    It's like sugar-free coke. It's not that it's something special. It just is.
  3. Professur

    Sue sue sue!

    Finally, a case with merit. Sue their asses off.
  4. Professur

    Height

    At 5'5", I've had occaision to try both flavours. Dating made no nevermind, but the sex was ... interesting.
  5. Professur

    Being Naked

    Being naked doesn't bother me in the slightest. I might bother others having to look at me, tho.
  6. Professur

    Manatees gets saved from gang-rape

    I've known girls like that.
  7. Professur

    If baseball strikes

    If baseball strikes .... will anyone even notice?
  8. Professur

    Whacked fat golfer gluing his hand story of the day

    Done that. Used electrical tape more. It's more waterproof.
  9. Professur

    What's that smell?

    Try with a PCI video card.
  10. Professur

    Praying for these guys

    Ever see "Grey Lady Down'? That movie put the fear of water into me, at a young age. Even today, I hate watching any movie with a sub in it.
  11. Professur

    3Months or 5000KM

    Go synth, and keep it for three months. But change the filter every 5000 miles. The synth doesn't break down, but it does collect soot, which willl get trapped in the filter.
  12. Professur

    Whacked fat golfer gluing his hand story of the day

    Medics in one of the big wars used superglue to close wounds until they could be evaced.
  13. Professur

    Our nuts

    Well, have you ever found a bone in a banana?
  14. Professur

    Is it possible...

    The ABS master cylinder has electric solenoids in it to 'force' it to release the pressure. GM recommends using a special electronic tool to relieve the pressure from them before doing any brake work. But i haven't found a single mechanic who actually does it.
  15. Professur

    Dodge Durango

    With the purchase of the bonneville, I guess the dodge is going bye-bye?
  16. Professur

    Kevorkian has nothing on this guy

    I make a special point of terrorising any medical staff that comes within reach of my family. They seem to get the point that anything that happens to my family WILL happen to them. They get real quiet and respectful awful quick.
  17. Professur

    Whacked fat golfer gluing his hand story of the day

    Funny how most people think that it'll poison you.
  18. Professur

    Corporate Ethics?

    Corporate ethics. There's an oxymoron for ya.
  19. Professur

    Let them die

    What you need to do is to do in the a-holes enabling them.
  20. Professur

    Was it worth the $14,472....

    That's a piss poor GPA, Eugene.
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