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All aboard that train.

How the hell do you burn 900Mb on a CDR?

How? What's so important about Dallas, November '63?

You're not gonna get anything faster than 52X CDRW. No point. Any development will be in DVD-R and DVD-RW. Let's face it. How fast do you really need to burn 700M?

While standing at the chas at a local (three rivers) discount store, I noticed the cheapo software rack. Not one to pass up a bargain, I took a minute to browse. Lo and behold, not only did I find some really crappy games, but a full copy of an operating system. Caldera OpenLinux 2.4 eDesktop...

I've seen USB controlled speakers. But never the sound exiting the USB port.

And a ripoff at that. But it kept the kiddies quiet.

This weeks POS toy is the Inspector Gadget II nightlight. What shit. Anyone else remember when the happy meal came in a box instead of a paper bag?

If you go to www.jjr512.com you can see the new logo. The rest in stuck in the teleport buffer.

You have a logo?

* tosses limp celery at Squiggy as he walks in the door *

* holds rotten lettuce up on his shoulder * Look Ma. Siamese twins.

We're not having Tuesday next week. It was voted too silly, so we're going straight to Wed, 2 april.

Whip, SQ, not flop. What is it with women these days. I mean, what is it about the sound of a guy's penis hitting his kneecap that makes a woman suddenly remember her sister's birthday party? I just don't get it. And what's with the omigod, omigod, omigod as they're leaving? Am I missing...

But the rock hard ones shatter into shrapnel on impact. See? * flings rock hard Timbits at Gato. Now the fresh ones squish better * squishes a box full of jelly filled 'bits over Nixy's head. Class dismissed. * runs out of range.

'one of us is gonna get in trouble for this, y'know.

* Slips on floor, pulling down Les and Nixy into the slimy mess. OMG, you're both wearing white shirts.

Never heard a woman complaining about having something eating at her before.

THIS MEANS WAR * slam dunks a bowl of trifle over Leslie's head How dare you insult the good name of tripe.

Um, cow stomach is food. You might have even heard of it. It's called Tripe.