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FIRST PLACE BEARS! FIRST PLACE BEARS! FIRST PLACE BEARS! FIRST PLACE BEARS! FIRST PLACE BEARS! 'Nuff said. :)

I'm at school too but you don't hear me bragging. That's mostly because I'm not in class, I'm just in the library. I've posted from classes before though, not lately though.

Not only do words like NEIGHBOR and WEIGH not follow that rule (as the song/phrase/poem/whatever the hell it is goes), but neither does my first name, which people always misspell. It's KEITH! I told one of my managers who misspells it all the time that it's the other way, and she still writes...

This site is backwards. Normally U comes after Q, but to many people here, Q comes after U! ;) :D

Randy Johnson's a death sentence in the playoffs, he's lost his last 7 starts. If the D-backs didn't have Schilling they'd be dead for sure. Where's Kevin Brown when needed? Houston's finished, their pitching staff was in shambles going into the series, and it won't be back until next year...

Urlacher was named defensive player of the week. Da Bears did look great, with two exceptions: James Allen Dez White Are any other Bears fans sick of those two, running for no gain or dropping easy passes? Anthony Thomas and David Terrell are ready!

[Homer Simpson]mmm, pig (drools)[/Homer Simpson] :D I've asked for a smilie that looks like it's licking its chops on JJR's, but no one's made it yet. I bet that'd be great here!

Now I smell like a real Cub fan 'cause of the spilled beer... thanks! :D *gets a bunch of those cheap 29 cent McDonald's burgers and starts loading them into the bazooka*

Hey, you got any more cherry Kool Aid, Prof? *redirects fury's IV Diet Coke spray at my mother who guzzles it all down, while I keep drinking Coke* :D *tosses a previously tossed salad straight up in the air for no reason* :spin:

That doesn't mean he won't be... ;) His leash won't be very long, either, with good reason.

HEY! *throws old high school "mashed potatoes and gravy" at Fuser for not feeding me* Nothing beats the classics... Oh shit, I should go get food next time... :D Guess I can't use Big Macs... mmm, chocolate milk...

*opens mouth for free food, no matter how bad* BTW, no spark plugs! :p :D

He'll make a good ambulance chasing lawyer. :D The Walgreens near there donated almost their entire stock of water and other supplies. :) If you want as much caffeine for $4 as you can get, just get 2 cans of Red Bull. I take no responsibility for any consequences of this action, though...

Never mind your nose, what was the score? Or weren't you paying attention? :smash:

You need a straitjacket, you say? Well, step right up, I've got a large collection of them! That's all I'm allowed to wear! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHAAH MUAUAAUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAAHA MUAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHMAUAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH MUHAHHHAAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! No one...

Well, you can blame Neo and Gonzo a little for it, they asked in the chat last night for an explanation of road rallyes, and as you can see, it's not easy to explain. That was just ONE gimmick; the average rallye has about 25 of them, and sometimes there's more than one going on at a time...

Fine, fine. GIMME SOMETHING!

How about you congratulate me? I was ONLINE at the time! In that case, give a little to fury, but he's got enough cheese, so give me more congratulations. :D Aw, come on! ;) Give me something, dammit! :mad:

I'm surprised you made it that far. :D j/k

...bowling alley you've ever seen? Just last week at the Illinois Coca-Cola Tournament meetings, we settled on this bowling alley we've been trying to get to make a bid for the state tournament but haven't until this year. This bowling alley is called Stardust Bowl and is in a Chicagoland...