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PHONE!? WHO DARES TO SAY PHONE IN MY PRESENCE?! :screwyou: :cuss: :froth:

Uh, uh, um, which maggot-face were you referring to, um, exactly, me, Shadowfax, or PsychoMark?

No wonder I didn't get good grades in English, all this time I've been speaking American! :usa: LOL, this reminds me of when JJR made his ICQ Active List's languages English and Armenian (thinking it said American). :D Well, it got pretty popular, but none of us American speaking people...

*loads penny-shooting gun* How bad do you need it, fury? :D

I've looked like a fool ever since I was born. Nothing I say can change that. :D

The medication she's taking is normally given to Alzheimer's patients, and the doctor is going to look further into it to see if she does have Alzheimer's or not. I set up an alarm clock to go off at night (8 PM) when it's time for her to take the pill so she doesn't forget. The TV thing is...

HOW COULD I FORGET THIS! :withstup: Oh yes, let's not forget that no matter where I call, whether to California, dialup, or across the street, I must dial at least 11 numbers, 1-area code-number! This's all because they unnecessarily split our area code, which is now 847 AND 224 territory...

*tries to sneak by fury*

I don't know what we're going to do with her. She recently went to a doctor for a memory test and did poorly on it, he gave her simple memory tests and about the only ones she was good at were math related. She couldn't even tell him what his name was. She's now on medication to improve her...

yeah, yeah, you guys go get Shadowfax while I recover from fury's fury. :D

ugh...... can't...... breathe...... choking...... to...... slow...... painful...... death...

*hides within the shadows of Shadowfax for an ambush* I wonder, since fury has a good Slapping Right, do I have a good Slapping Left? ;)

Q, how do you like your new location? I can see one definite plus for you: after hurricanes hit them before you, at least most of it'll be beer, not rain. :D

:vomit: Q :vomit: fury

Hey, the only time the power goes out here is during storms or extreme heat (in the city, hasn't happened here in SP that I know of). Granted, the extreme heat they can prevent and have finally started getting around to fixing it. All other electrical problems here are from bad outlets, fuses...

Let the flame war begin! Gonzo, where are you? The last sports scandal that was at the professional level (college is a much different story, all sorts of scandals there) here was the Black Sox scandal over 80 years ago. The NFL is, IMO of the 4 major US televised sports (baseball...

Gonzo, put down the needle and back away slowly... Someone in your mental state shouldn't be knitting. :D

He's gone, should Scully take the call?

NSL as opposed to SNL, hmm... Just a co-inky-dink. :D

It's me he's hiding from when I go crazy. :spin: Too late.