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Thanks for the kind offer wfa, but I'm quite happy with DA just where she is :worm: *tries to grab a hold of trinity whilst trapped between the firm and alluring thighs of DA*

I voted F because that's all i'll stick my dick in.

I'd pork you in a second DP, depends how old you are of course ;)

DP by name, DP by nature? :cool:

did her dad try and kill you?

Frontbottoms are lubbly, but I won't say no to a good female backdoor either ;)

Mind the splitters there Jim.

i was reading that the age of humptydumpty in Canada is only 14! :eek: Whatcha complaining aboot?

more importantly, what do they have sticking out of their pants? :eek: p.s. get back on icq u chat slut

:cry: *weeps uncontrollably* :cry:

sweeeeet :wave: *chases DP around the room*

*splooooooge* I'm sure your BF likes to sneak in some quickies ;)

Aha! There you are *leaps on Dark Angel*

No need to cry :grin: *chases Dark Angel around the room*

*Sidles up to Dark Angel* "Hey you're beautiful...." ;) P.S. Which one was it that melted your panties?

I have found the following lines are completely unsuccessful so far: "You're beautiful, let's have a root" "I'd luv to lick you puss#"

Why get drunk? Because it feels good. Why eat bloody steaks? Cause it tastes fantastic. Life is about experiences. Enjoy it.

Bah! shows me nothing except he has some reasonable Photoshop skillz!:cry:

Happy birthday Jim, may your buds give you a potent yet mellow high :) P.S. you old man :smash:

fucker! i will beat yoo.