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Rent a stripper for nalani and you and the friends can watch her abuse him. :D I'll bet it would be more fun than some chick flick...

Sounds great unc. Has to feel really good, eh? :D

I still want to know who told all those people about my penis needing enlargment. *handonhip None of my friends will admit to it. Oh...And that breast cream doesn't work very well.....not for me, anyway.....

Does this mean I can put the REAL spiderwebs back up?

with butter?

Can't be...not if they're jiggling...:retard:...Mine are implants and they're firm as hell....

:retard2: * mutters..."there must be a 'why doesn't Ink ever understand a joke without it being explained to him?' smilie in here somewhere...."

May be a simple filter replacement...although they're not really simple to replace...:retard:

Shame on you people...Playing with your boobs like that...*handonhip

WooHoo! It worked! I'm not myself today! :dance:

I think this time I'll be the designated drinker....:retard:

I don't want to be me anymore...I'm always me...I want to be someone else this time...:(

Ok..I brought a gas of canoline for the bon fire..anyone got a smoke? I'm having a nicofein tit....

:rofl:

Sissy chick... :P :D Just kidding...don't hit me...:cry2:

Happy Birthday Sam. :D

Why do you get tigers when you search 'lion kings'? :retard:

:rofl: I love that one...

"...gave him a wang..." ??? na, you HAVE to start proof reading...:D Sounds like ya did it again...You're one hella Mom :hug:

:rofl: ... Nice catch Nix....