Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Wimmen are proof that Satan exists and can inflict eternal torment upon us by giving us exactly what we want.
I don't know if anyone else is a fan, but Spike TV (formerly TNN) had (has) a show called Trucks on the weekends hosted by a gearhead named Stacey David. Said gearhead struck out on his own, wanting to expand his show outside of the production company's parameters.
Well, he got his show...
That was one of the first recipes I taught V2.0. She hates processed cheese tho. And then V3.0 and V4.0 tore theirs apart and ate the cheese first, then the ketchuped bread. I swear, I don't know where they get it from.