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Viagra
In pharmacology all drugs have generic names.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen.
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today
that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.
Other names considered were:Mycoxafloppin,Mydixadroopin,Mycoxnoworkin
and Mydixarizen.
Top ten Slogans now being considered by Viagra for advertisement:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great!.........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
1. This is your penis.........and this is your penis on drugs.
Well I guess I'll add it here. BD
In pharmacology all drugs have generic names.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen.
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today
that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.
Other names considered were:Mycoxafloppin,Mydixadroopin,Mycoxnoworkin
and Mydixarizen.
Top ten Slogans now being considered by Viagra for advertisement:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great!.........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
1. This is your penis.........and this is your penis on drugs.
Well I guess I'll add it here. BD
