Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

[nalani]

Top 10 why trick'n'treatin is better than sex...

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...

You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

 

[Justintime]

10. I am always guranteed something in the sack

9. i can do it every 10Min

8. i get some no matter how i look

7. i never compliment

6. they never fantasize - i'm that good

5. i'll still be bangin away 40 yrs from now

4. i always get what i want

3. i have no kids

2. never felt guilty

1. did the neighbourhood already

 

[flurff]

If you can't get sex, why not just wank?

10. You can ALWAYS wank

9. Wanking doesn't require as much energy as sex, so you can do it again and again and again

8. It doesn't matter how you look

7. You don't have to compliment anybody except maybe your hand

6. You can fantasize about anyone you want, and you can wear what you want without anyone seeing you.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy wanking.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always try another position or another method, no need to go next door.

3. When you're wanking alone, nobody hears you moaning and groaning anyway

2. No guilt the next morning.

1. You don't have the burden on your shoulders of being so easy to get in the sack that you did the whole neighborhood.

 

[flurff]

When you're a ladies man, you don't have to resort to wanking or halloween candy, but erotic foods are quite fine additions to a night of Flurffmeister™ love