Somebody has way too much free time

[Huge]

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at
Scrabble.
>
> GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
>
> DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
>
> EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT
>
> PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
>
> DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
>
> THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
>
> SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
>
> ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
>
> MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
>
> SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S
>
> A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE
>
> THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
>
> ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
>
> And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you
rearrange
> the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only
once):
>
> TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

 

[leslie]

those are great!

It's nifty that the eleven plus two works out that way!

 

[Berserker]

That's pretty funny...

 

[Berserker]

That's pretty funny...

 

[Acid]

rofl

 

[fury]

Whoa man, how did this thread get 800+ views?

 

[Acid]

yeah, my post had the word "sexiest" in it, and it only got a hundred and some.

YOU CHEATED!

 

[Q]

Yes. This needs to be investigated.

 

[Huge]

Peeps like my threads, that's why!

 

[Q]

Yeah, but the littlle frickin snoopers don't post any replies...what good are they?
LETS GET 'EM!!!!

 

[Huge]

 

[Q]

I'm still waiting for the report on how this thread got eight hundred and forty something views.

 

[alex]

I was bored

 

[Q]

That's alotta clicks...do you need a new mouse now?

 

[Acid]

You know how they make scripts to spam forums? Maybe he got one that just refreshes the thread

 

[alex]

I was just kidding of course

My DSL modem died Friday morning and I didn't get back online till Xmas eve.

 

[Q]

me too

I assume the exaggerated view count was flurf being a smart butt but I won't know for sure until the report is complete.