The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that
if
they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole
world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with
one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog
in
the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the
world. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian
wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each
litter,
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they
came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. It's cage
needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near
it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a
strange
looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could
possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian dog. When the cages were opened
up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards
the
Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and
charged
the American Dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the
Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian
dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief.
"We
don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs
in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"Da's nothin", said T-Cat, the Cajun, representing the Americans. "We had
our bess plastic surgins workin' fo' five year to make a alligator look
like
a weenie dog."
if
they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole
world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with
one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog
in
the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the
world. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian
wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each
litter,
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they
came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. It's cage
needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near
it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a
strange
looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could
possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian dog. When the cages were opened
up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards
the
Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and
charged
the American Dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the
Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian
dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief.
"We
don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs
in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"Da's nothin", said T-Cat, the Cajun, representing the Americans. "We had
our bess plastic surgins workin' fo' five year to make a alligator look
like
a weenie dog."