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Men don't fit in a drawer and vibrators will never complain about the size of your butt.

I don't believe in fate so much as inevitability. "Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?"

Don't quit. Fire everyone and start fresh.

...of course this only applies to us yanks in the states. Don't want to alienate our Labatts guzzling bretheren to the north. ;)

Gullibility isn't the word. The real reasons behind anything is lost to the sands of time. It isn't 'profitable' to politicians or retailers to tell anything other than modified lies that portray anything in other than a rosy light. Its just not good business to rock the boat.

That's all the complete and utter BS textbook lie. Labor Day was created as a wedge against socialist European May Day observances by ...I think, Grover Cleveland as an attempt to buy labor votes for his upcoming presidential election as a matter of sheer appeasement to corrupt union war...

Dude, Traffic always slacks on the weekends. Doubly so on holiday weekends.

He's up at his mom's place in the n. Ga mountains with a cadre of brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews. He won't see this in time for his birthday... but I will be joining him tomorrow morning for the grilling, drinking, jet skiing. I shall pass the message along.

Jealous of what? I'm 1500+ miles down the cowpath from you two. I'm not much of a threat insofar as muscling in on his territory.

Sounds like mother Theresa

I'm not being down on Diana herself. I'm being down on the mass post mortem exploitation by the media and the throngs of people who have no life that keep fueling the fire. Rememberance is noble... but there are limits of good taste.

“If you ever travel back in time, don’t step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine.” – Grandpa’s advice to Homer on his wedding day.

A tombstone bar in a jukejoint car, he made a stop Just long enough to grab a handle off the top

Mine isn't! :D

Peter Murphy/ Cuts You Up

I have a big credit card! :D

... Diana is still dead after 4 years. I have started to notice the standard barrage of news stories and little TV vignettes all moanin' and dronin' on about the anniversary of the 'worst tragedy to befall human history', aka: Diana getting smeared all over the Parisian auto tunnels. Does...

I'm not! :D

If backwards travel were possible, I am of the opinion that some James Bond super villan of the future would have already done. It stands to reason that someone with ill designs would have already gone back and mucked it all up... unless the temporal police have methods of tracking time flux and...

(dancing) ...we got Death Star... we got Death Star... we got...