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The Twins do not deserve to be contracted. Their owner, Carl Pohlad, firmly believes that when he dies, he can take all his millions with him. He knows that he can get more cash through contraction, than he can get in a legitimate sale of the team. With all the double talk and...

Brad, the manager of a struggling retail store, had decided to lay off one of his workers. He had narrowed it down to 2 people, Diane and Jack. When it was time for the next work day, he had still not decided who was going to be the one to cut loose. That morning, Diane arrived a little...

I watch football, as I am a Footballaholic. I don't just watch pro or major college football, I try to catch the local NCAA Div II and III teams, local high schools, middle schools, even 5th and 6th grade teams. I even watched the XFL When some neighborhood kids were playing a game...

A Rabbi and a Priest get stranded on a deserted island. After a few days, the priest says, "I wish there were some young boys on this island". Rabbi, Why? Priest, So we could screw 'em. Rabbi, Out of what? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do I prefer Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads Yes :sex: :jump: :spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2: :ladiesman

You haven't seen a crapper in years?:scared: Man, talk about irregular.:fart:

Another one This one from my sister. A man comes home to find his wife happily humming to herself while getting dinner ready Hubby ask's, "Why are you in such a good mood?" Wife. "Well, I had my yearly physical today, and the doctor said I had the skin , health and breasts of a 25 year...

With the great season Barry Bonds had, I think Babe Ruth will plan a comeback, to reclaim his sinlge season walks and slugging % records. What?:confused::smash: What do ya mean Babe Ruth is dead? :retard:

WELCOME! Hey there sexkitten.:wave: How you doin?:D

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Would that be anything like morning wood? Or, is more like dead wood? :p

Welcome aboard YourMomsCorpse.:wave: That's an interesting handle, is there a story behind it?

Are blondes fair game? A man sits down at a nearly empty bar, after a few beers, he decides to liven things up a bit. He says to the guy next to him, "Want to hear a blond joke?" Guy resopnds, "Well before you tell that joke, let me tell you that the bartender is blond, and a former...

Oh gawd!! No, Not that one!

OK, I'll give it a try A new couple, she's deaf, he's not. To better communicate, he decides to write down some signals for her, until he can master sign language. On a sheet of paper, he makes a list, entitled; Signals for Sex It reads- 1) If I want to have sex, I'll squeeze your...

I thought you were a tokin guy. Oh well, here's one to ya O-69 :beerchug: Do ya luv uncabeer too?

tap, tap, tap Testing, one, two, three, testing. Is this thing on?

Yeah, I'd like to be the meat in a nekkid girl sandwich. Man I love this place.

Has anybody seen Lorena Bobbitt lately? She may have to answer a few questions.

And I would never infringe on you right to choose. did i really say that? .